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look at this it is a story made up of band names c how many u can find well its a bit obvious since i made em in cap locs!!
the UNWRITTEN LAW made by MR ZIPPY if you were 1DOLLAR SHORT you got a YELLOW CARD or hanged with a SLIPKNOT. KORN on the cob was a NEW FOUND GLORY eaten only by RX BANDITS who also caught REAL BIG FISH they lived in MIDTOWN with MAD CADDIES, they all had a GLASS JAW and 4FT FINFGERS, they were all known as AMERICAN REJECTS due to thier AQUALUNGS. the FEDDER FINCH lived in a NIRVANA with ALICE COOPER they only come out on GREENDAYs. FOOFIGHTERS bumed TOILETBOYS because they got KITTY and put her in a BODY JAR and gave her to GRANDADY. SUM 41 ALIEN ANT FARMS are owned by RUFIO, he protects them with a SUNAMI BOMB and a pair of SEX PISTOLS he only ever shot THE DOVES because of THE VANDALS who lived on THE STREETS, they all had a SIMPLE PLAN to turn the SILVER CHAIR into ASH so it would be A LOST PROFIT. every one had LESS THAN JAKE because he had a TWISTED SITER who ate the last PAPA ROACH, he only took her to LINKIN PARK because the IRON MAIDEN would give her to the MANIC STREET PREACHERS so they could practice thier AUDIO KARATE. LEMON JELLY is EVERCLEAR a part from when THE ATARIS (THE WHO?) took it to an OASIS and LIT it to make RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERS because he wanted to prove him self as THE OFFSPRING of the original BOX CAR RACER.

a 6 weeks 2 remeber if u were with us! STD Song of The Day! chase ratings A:adrenaline H:hype AE:after effects L:length

the holiday diary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
monday 21st day one:
we went birmingham nothing much looked for a dinasaur in a museum to find it was taken out 2 years ago!
STD: yeah yeah yeahs: pin

tuesday 22nd day two:
whilst people played tennis we replaced the tenis balls with stones causing a window to be smashed and being chased by a man who looked much lik ethe football hooligans baned from matches chase score A3 H3 AE3 L2. we also slept at the mawby residence where we found the fan amusing.
STD: eminem:sorry moma

wednesday 23rd day three:
went park bout 1 after a rough nights sleep had 2 go a long way into the park incase man seen us.whislt there tom climed a tree to reclaim our rope swing.holly and jenny were pissed, martinos knee swelled and resembled a golf ball in his knee through doing jackass, also found it amusing to throw apples at cars causing us to be chased bout 3 times the last chase was due 2 us hiding in a gulley and two guys thinking we were breaking in to there house so they chased us aswell as the car we hit! he grabed jon and martino went to stop him from getting hit and ended up geting grabed himself we luckly escaped and called it a day! martino slept at seanos
STD: theme for mario brothers u know the one!!!

thursday 23rd day four:
sean threw a stone at a house which had a police man (in uniform) in we got chassed and then he decided to throw one at a van we thought we were ok and walked down the road 2 discover the police van and the other van were coming down after us so we made a hastily escape threw the park!we all went bretts house and watched bruce almighty (cept martino who fell asleep) then met up at the park and threw stones at the idiots who claim the hill is thers we think we got one of them because we heard a loud scream and wen we were seen they we swearing and somone was on the floor we all caled it an early day and went home!
STD jamiroquai:love foolosophy

friday 24th day five:
pissing it down so we all higliting the week on msn still pissing it down.tryed destroying other hill gangs den but failed wen we realised it was a gangstars hideout for smoking substances of thee illegal type!
STD red hot chilli peppers:cant stop

saturday 25th day six:
peeps met at snowhill at 12 went round town till 2 met elaine had macci d's threw gerkins at windows,met with anna kt and ro then went to offie and brought sweets ohh £50 worth of alcaholic beverages to! drank it all and got wated in park whilst it pissed down,some sniffed popers while others sniffed and snuffled in the cold, chris payed 10p for salad creme in chippy and sprayed it all over d shop n got a houting at! waved by to everyone seano,chris,john, slept at martions where we talked a load of shit watched trainspotting and drank mor beer!
STD:pop goes the weasell

sunday 26th day seven:
woke up 2 boiling hot room found out martinos dad turned the heating up max 2 get us out of the house quick.mission for the day ROB A KNOME FROM A HOME! did it sucseed ....no knome but a scarecrow which is placed skillfully in a tree! mr martino trod in dog shit which went in shoe and up jeans very nice!brett n kt joined us up park where we discused philosophical conversations oh and sex! then spent an hour at gorsefarm and whipping each other with "the big stick"x10.
STD:grandaddy: now its on

monday 27th day eight:
mr crawford n martino had work (walking round the streets of b'ham looking 4 trainers) was a gud job! sean becci and kt went seans where they performed some masiive threesome tom and nathan went round the block 53 times! seano tim and martino took part in the milk challenge where they threw up hundreds of times cept seano.then whilst at the bus stop a indian man was on a little girls bike sean laughed right in his face and he came over,the bike was bout a quarter his size n his knees were touching the handle bars funny shit!
STD: queen: bicycle

tuesday 28th day nine:
work again thomas had a mishap as his mobile broke i cant memba what else happend
STD: chain reaction

wednesday 29th day ten:
everyone went up to the park with the red house and chilled and competed in a stick war
STD: uhh stick u!

thursday 30th day eleven:
i cant meba what at all happend up untill the next date sorry bout that!
STD: fuck STD!

saturday 2nd day thirteen:
all met up in town n people took part in eating mexican shimanic mushrooms aka magic mushrooms quite a funny day probably the best day ever not because of events but the actual day its self perfect sky n tempreature all went 2 jon n toms house on the night quite an ok day overall!
STD: radiohead: idioteque

sunday 3rd day fourteen:
went to scotts arms car park n made a quarter pipe hit that most of the day then went park 4 every one 2 fall out most of evryone was reformed in the group so that was gud!
STD: heaven is a half pipe

monday 4th day fifteen:
went park n just lounged about like the reckless abondons that we are! we also discoverd the mawbys gargae was perfect 4 a club! n was a gud place 2 chill! v.gud indeed!
STD: intenso project - your music

tuesday 5th day sixteen:
went tow'en on the way back on the bus sean himself threw a coin out of the window on the top of the bus... it fliped slowly down round and round everyone just seemed 2 look at it as it rotated several times towards the ground as if it was meant to happen a convertable over took the bus and sped up hastilly under the coin... every one gasped as the could read what was going 2 happen.. the coin hit the drivers head (late 50's bold head) just abopve his eye the richeted of his head on to the womens head in the passenger seat they both looked up n we ducked they tryed 2 flag the bus down but it failed for them! on the way to the park martino threw an apple n it went straight threw a window 2 a big buisness type building the apple is in there still on the window ledge! we all ran n tim rang saying that if we didnt go back they wud kill him but we knew he was lying we arived at the park n cris was there we asked why he wernt at work n he replied I GOT THE SACK AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ha cris U GOT THE SACK lol we all went to the mawbys house in the garage wen the FIGHT CLUB was formed......
STD: placebo:this picture

wednesday 6th day seventeen
mr devorey joined us as we went 2 b'ham wated untill seanhimself got there n then we went back just 2 anoy him j/k martinos nan n grandads wedding aniversary 45 years been married! wating for the 51 we found a bottle of fruit shoot in one of those sports bottles, so as you do martino placed it in the road in line with the open bit of the bus shelter where a woman was sitting.. no veicles came past, the woman eyed the bottle up as it was in line with her everyone went in the shelter n there was bout 30 outside looking at this bottle the woman knew it might get run over then at the top of the road a fire engine came down slow about 20 metres away from the bottle it suddenly picked up speed the wheels exactly inline with the bottle just as impact took place martino moved away so the bottle was inline with the woman she never had time 2 move as all the contents were sprayed allll over, a mist of fruit shoot spread about 15 metres wide all over the bus shelter us and the woman she wiped her face (baring in mind she was the only one not on the floor in stiches) walked up 2 martino slapped him and kicked him he cudnt stop laughing even other old people were laughing "thats the hit of the whole fruit!" after that we went back 2 get beer and went to the FIGHT CLUB.... we use boxing gloves and just fight really.. its always kirwan who everyone fights! the fights were martino vs kirwan bout 5 times tom vs kirwan bout 5 times also n devory vs kirwan bout 2wice very funny indeed.. its not a joke people seriously fight and go mental in the "ring" (a rug) and everyone gets scared next big match kirwan vs tim! we went up to the wreck and watched mr bernie play a football match he played well then we all walked home n departed!
STD: hot hot heat: no, not now!

thursday 7th day eighteen
qite a quite day martino becci n kt went sutton n sean himslef slept at martinos n all the others were at branigans havin a bbq!
STD: motercycle: as the rush comes

friday 8th day nineteen
we all went lizzies martino hasnt been loo in 4 days n is feeling sick somepeople got tipsy we stayed there for quite a while we all thought of sean as he had 2 baby sit sean we love u! overall quite a good day!
STD: the strokes: hard to explain




YOOOOOOOOOO! I LOST TRACK N LOST INTEREST BUT THANKS 4 D WKD HOLS GOVERNMENT ITS D ONLY THING YA GUD FOR "ANARCHY" SO ALL WE HAVE NOW IS MEMORIES AS WE WILL SLOWLY GO OUR OWN WAYS ONLY TIME WILL TELL! PEACE OUT!

my bum is on the cheese! my buum is on the cheese! and if im very lucky ill catch a diesease!

my bum is on the ship! my bum is on the ship! its a lot of fun to put ur bum on the ship!!
words words words words

hear are our faviorte words; "leeads" "meeer"
" ohhh nice one" " ohhh i betch" " chill ya beanz" "wuw" " u idiot" "u tart" "ya dickhead,,, ya ya ya dickhead" "hmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
"does this face, does it? does this face look one tiny insy winsy littleest bit botherd to u?"

other words which are very fun: jugs, man boobs, melons, baps,luv cusions, fat swolen depresed kid with lipstick!, pair, dan?, australia, sex, wank, tit, arse, wazok, wayyyynnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeee!, multi purpose cock!, tUunAAA, private joke,

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