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This is my good friend Hal. I took this picture on his birthday. I think he likes to be in pictures. |
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After a good few hours on the piss, my Irish mate and I were a bit rubbished (I was trying to keep up with him - have you ever drunk with an Irishman?). We were in this pub when this really hot chick came in offering us barn dance tickets for that night at £20 a throw. She promised she'd be there, so we bought 'em.
So, out in the Wiltshire countryside was this huge party with bands, free food and beer by the keg. That's all I remember. I woke up the next morning fully clothed, but wearing no jeans, to find I'd shit my bed. Two days later I found my jeans outside on the flat roof with the belt and zipper still done up and a mashed burger in the front pocket. Isn't beer great?
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this story is briliant whoever sent it they are greatest
Having been out for a quiet social beverage one Wednesday evening, one of my mates decided that he would invite us back to his house to carry on drinking. Of course already being quite pissed, we all decided to take him up on his offer. We cracked open a few cans and then decided that to end the evening off we'd watch a few cock films. *****, who had invited us back, brought out his most prized possession that had not been seen by anybody or even himself since it was acquired. As he rummaged through his sideboard to find his favourite porn he entered into the story of how he came by such a video.
***** had recently returned from ******* where he was visiting a family friend. One evening his host had suggested watching the TV that night for there was going to be a 'good' film on the box. ***** had just settled down for the evening with a can of lager and a few crisps in his room, when to his surprise he saw a transmission of some bird sucking a moustachioed feller's old boy. Having sat up in bed very abruptly, he decided that he would make a copy of such a film using his video camera. He quickly set up the camera on the end of the bed and began recording. He had finished off his story by stating that this was the best that anybody was ever likely to see. He placed the video in the recorder and pressed play, it took a few seconds to come on, and in that time ***** had gone into the kitchen to grab a few cans.
There was a tremendous burst of laughter from the lounge that forced ***** to run back into the room. His face went a whiter shade of white as he saw what was on the video. We had discovered that when a video camera is used to record off the television, a black screen is produced that acts like a mirror, reflecting all that is in front of the TV. So what we had been watching was not a cock film of a bird receiving a right old rogering, but ***** grimacing as he slapped his monkey very violently. To this day it has been held a secret to all who had subjected to such a 'gherkin jerking' experience, but I have broke the code of silence and shared such a story with the rest of the world. Sorry ***** mate!
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this isnt that bad but he wants 2 remain anonoyms
I work in a local supermarket, and I was walking up the aisle and noticed a particularly nice looking blonde. I saw my friend serving a customer on the delicatessen, and he said to me "Did you see that blonde down there, what do you reckon?" I said to him " Eight, possibly a nine..." At this point, my friends customer, a middle-aged bloke, says to us "Are you referring to that blonde girl down there? Well that's my daughter, and she's definitely a ten!"
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miss griffins
This is my good friend mrs griffis. I took this picture on her birthday. I think she likes to be in pictures. |
